Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Life in the library

A middle school kid tried to con me out of a fine amnesty coupon for a friend (who was not in the age bracket for the coupons). 
I said, "No, you're just going to give it to your friend."
Kid gives me a shocked look, "You don't know that!"
Me, "Yes, I do. I can read you like a book."

Dramatic pause

"Because I am a librarian!"

(Yes, the older friend did get their fines taken care of.)

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